mrbenibo:

a-spoon-is-born:

that poor gay skeleton

The “Jesus Christ!’ took me out.

trainthief:

trainthief:

wish customer service jobs operated w video game standards, so a customer would come up to me and i’d say “greetings traveler! looking to trade?” and they’d only had 4 options for their response 

i’d just stand there wiping down the same part of the counter for 8 hours until my shift ended and then id drop everything and walk away and if you tried to interact with me i’d just keep running into you silently until you moved 

oswincoleman:

Clara Oswin Oswald seeing the outside of the TARDIS for the first time in The Snowmen

bonesbuckleup:

nbmantis:

sir that’s my emotional support assassin

valerieofavonlea:

In which the Doctor is not all that subtle either

officialunitedstates:

i-am-the-product-of-insanity:

officialunitedstates:

I have extremely close and incredibly loud gators at my beck and call, armed and ready - let me know if need be they be deployed. signed, officialunitedstates

How soon can they get to ohio

they’re extremely close

sociallyawkwardhufflepuff:

cakemakethme:

Terry Crews coming in with some wisdom

we need terry painting like bob ross on tv everyday 

hinaofficial:

was ringing up a customer and added his coupons, he was surprised it took off so much off the total and i accidentally said “well tits the season!” instead of tis the season but he let out a very long and powerful “Heeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeell yeah”

stream:

That’s all it is Miles, a leap of faith. 
Spider-Man: Into The Spider-Verse (2018)

sci-fi-gifs:

“Personally, I call it a brilliant idea for a Christmas trip, or it should’ve… been.”
Doctor Who - The Doctor, The Widow, and the Wardrobe (2011)

just-shower-thoughts:

Bob Ross invented ASMR videos 30 years ahead of his time.

just-shower-thoughts:

If Wikipedia shut down for a week they would probably get more donors.

just-shower-thoughts:

No matter how many years have passed, for some reason 1990 always feels “about ten years ago.”